Jokes of the day!

Pregnant Lady

A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting
with her mother in the doctors office.

She inquisitively ask the lady," why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "Im having a baby."

With big eyes, she asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."

Then the little girl with a puzzled look asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "oh yes, its a real good baby."

With even a more surprised and shocked look she said, "Then why
in the world did you eat him?"

Gender Joke
An English professor wrote the words, "a woman without her man is nothing" on the board, and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men in the class wrote:"A woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women in the class wrote:"A woman: without her, man is nothing."